娇妻成为公用坐便 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2014

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 诸葛颖初 5小时前 :

    小黑哥的演技比起他老爸还是逊色多了,不过有超级英雄附身的话没有什么任务是完成不了的!

  • 空鹏鹍 3小时前 :

    节奏垃圾,桥段垃圾,演技也是垃圾,浪费我两个小时,还好中途有吴亦凡被批捕的瓜吃,不然给你打一星。

  • 法和玉 3小时前 :

    希腊的风景的确是很美,步调也很慢~别说,面对这异国风情和语言还挺有代入感的,如果按照一开始的节奏不升华为国家政治之类的主题那会更加分,害我还特别去理解女主那意味深长的一笑,不过男主最后那一跳真的大bug啊万一摔死了怎么办?

  • 郭蔓蔓 8小时前 :

    男主一个小平民最后居然从高楼跳下来拦车这也太夸张了吧。

  • 阚千风 0小时前 :

    节奏垃圾,桥段垃圾,演技也是垃圾,浪费我两个小时,还好中途有吴亦凡被批捕的瓜吃,不然给你打一星。

  • 舒婧 1小时前 :

    出国度假真凶险

  • 机望雅 3小时前 :

    一个平民无端卷入一场阴谋,以肉身和意志展开了与强暴的对抗。延用了老派悬疑电影桥段“错误的人”,整体气氛、节奏把握都还不错,情节有稍有刻意。丹泽华盛顿虎父无犬子,老有可慰矣。

  • 雅锦 2小时前 :

    把这个“超人”化的结尾联系到影片开头的某种神谕或许会比较能接受,当然我觉得这不是重点。本片的重点在于主角所面临的一个又一个的危机(打通关),以及在面临危机时所不断穿过的“景观”——从约阿尼纳到雅典——对自然风光到城市街景极为精彩的呈现,尤其是雅典宪法广场的游行,正好和谍影5对着看(本片是白天景、谍影5是夜景)。剧情方面,政悚片的调调是出来了,“悚”>“政”,有人提到《西北偏北》,硬扯的话有一点点吧…捂脸笑。

  • 莘问筠 5小时前 :

    你能想象为了坎妹而来的我看完前五分钟后的表情吗?

  • 茅天翰 7小时前 :

    没啥预期看的话,感觉还可以。就是还是有主角光环在里面,稍微有点尬。

  • 运谛 5小时前 :

    PS 坎妹打了个大酱油....

  • 晁从丹 4小时前 :

    还行,感觉像是80年代的电影,从摄影到动作场面。

  • 曾听南 3小时前 :

    你追不到我 追不到就是追不到 还再缺了半条手的情况下 然而在雅典街头却没能抢过小姐姐的电瓶车

  • 颜槐 9小时前 :

    可惜女主 这个男朋友居然开车睡着 哎 找男朋友不能找个靠谱的嘛

  • 龙乐天 3小时前 :

    故事还挺流畅的,但也比较老套了。最后10几分钟有点掉分。男主本来就又伤又疲走路都不利索了,最后坚难爬上8层楼居然还能力斗两个杀手!腹部中枪后血没流几滴,居然还选择从4-5层楼直接跳下去砸车上!这实在是太假了。而且逻辑也不太说得过去,他疲劳驾驶致女友身亡,再想以救小孩来赎罪,也不致于做到这个地步啊。

  • 顾曼语 7小时前 :

    坎妹正好在希腊度假然后特意过来和黑男一客串床戏的是吧?

  • 祁瀚臻 9小时前 :

    要谨慎驾车,否则你的事故会让你卷入莫名其妙的争斗中。

  • 薄念巧 0小时前 :

    车祸引发的政治阴谋绑架事件,背景可大可小,大的可以说美国等实施干预,不愿意不合心意的领导人上台,小的是黑帮为财产绑架(大使馆的人的说法),哈登作为普通人躲避追杀,带着车祸的伤病,一而再再而三的幸运脱逃,末了还坠楼砸车,阻挡坏警察逃跑,解救人质。情节动作应该设计得再合理一些,不能只靠编和取巧。

  • 贯玉怡 2小时前 :

    男主越看越像《信条》那个,然后又觉得矮了壮了,不是他,看完看一下演员表又是同一个。也许,白人和黑人觉得黄色人种也都一个样吧

  • 雅倩 2小时前 :

    就算你是Agent Beckett,也不能忘记开车睡着了出车祸的事实。

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