Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
请大家珍惜生命珍惜时间，不要像我一样看这部电影
请这帮演员是为了啥，剧情不行，也没啥笑点，就特效还可以
姜河那演痞气就很违和
请这帮演员是为了啥，剧情不行，也没啥笑点，就特效还可以
强调娱乐性的成熟电影工业产品，但是没什么创新，几个人物的感情来的就像龙卷风，剧情转折也像过山车，缺乏铺垫。两个小时的片长基本就是打闹笑。但是由于特点抓得很准，也能看个热闹。
说实话很失望，跟前作没得比。特效还可以，有些小地方也挺好笑的，但是这剧情也忒单薄了点，还有韩孝周在我心目中颜值不输孙艺珍的，结果来个这么丑的发型。这两年韩国知名电影的续集都拍的好烂，之前是釜山行2，这次是海盗2。
刚刚看完 对于一个网大来说 还是不错的 小人物 大事件 大家都没退路 动机居然是工作 真的挺现实的 动作戏诚意十足 而且这个武器样式GET到了我的点
然后姜河那，我的天呐，真真是跨入喜剧领域了，也是自带笑点的那种。
质感真好，剧情太简单，招式是亮点，非常致命，最后那个西洋刀加手甲太赖了，那家伙练了10年也就那么回事
江湖险恶，武林趋于真实。打斗是亮点，很耐看。有漏洞和不合理之处，但拍的总体算不错了。
当我不想带脑子的时候 去看这种电影挺好的 起码还算好玩有劲 网飞的制作还是有水准的 烂也烂的有特点
挺好看的武侠风，简洁的对话，真是的演技，茫茫大漠，不知道是那些弱智打这么低分，都是舔欧美日韩人拉的大便的吧，祝你们吃屎开心啊-_-||
可惜了，演员都是喜欢的，但故事真的没啥意思。头一次感觉韩语听起来怎会聒噪至此？！不得不说有一度曾经升起了妄念，心说韩国人也许有野心高仿迪士尼打造属于自己的“加勒比海盗三部曲”？因此也等等盼盼那个海中流动的河。呵呵结果证明我实在想多了。姜河那很好韩孝周很好，下次别接这种了。
阵容强大，剧情脑残，妆造出戏，演技浮夸，Netflix是在韩国遛粉骗钱吗？
最后的黄金在独一无二的爱情面前一无是处啊。疯狂吐槽
22.6.13 无力吐槽，全是尿点 @2022-06-13 17:00:01
逗比风格贯彻始终，有风格就是好的，但优点也仅限于此
三星给电影，一星给导演的坚持与勇气，一分给男主（看导演的记录，演员只强化训练了9天，打的有模有样）
本来以为也就一个小制作而已，但是开头的画面让我想起了王家卫的那部东邪西毒。看得出制作团队很用心，整体的动作设计的节奏明快，剧情也毫不拖泥带水。最爆的就是那场千人斩啊！
以为《海盗2》和《海盗》在剧情上有所关联，所以特地先去看了《海盗》再来看《海盗2》，实际上，两部电影在剧情上毫无关联，无非就是海盗寻宝那些破事儿，所以没看过《海盗》的朋友们可以直接开始看《海盗2》了！
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