Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
跟蜘蛛俠一样, 搞了一次侏罗纪系老中青大趴踢, 期望值不高所以感觉还行
哇，还有什么比在大银幕上看恐龙打架更爽的事情了嘛！老人组情怀满格。马耳他追车戏帅爆了，隐约有谍影重重的感觉。人老色衰的爵爷明显失宠了，黑人小哥全程抢戏。想拥有同款花衬衫。还想收藏一整套恐龙玩偶。
这个故事有点拼凑乱七八糟的，剧情很编排大不如前。但是看到新老主角齐聚一堂，特别是作为侏罗纪第一部的老粉再次看到老面孔和一些致敬桥段还是很激动的。苍蝇人大叔还是那么可爱，然后我一直以为山姆尼尔和劳拉邓恩的角色第一部就是夫妻！！
和基友一起看的，看到美甲💅🏻龙的时候还是不约而同的笑了hhh
当大家都冲着恐龙这一巨物坐到电影院里准备感受肾上腺素的飙升，却发现自己被如此密集的笑点所周围，想必也是一种惊喜的体验，更不用说这些笑点的出现时间以及方式都打得观众措手不及。
一开头就猜中结局，最后关于大议题的讨论也非常浮皮潦草。全程躲躲躲，打打打，跑跑跑。但是特效确实好，深海/巨物/密集恐惧症的天堂（bushi）。本来以为不是3D我会比较失望，但是2D效果已经很棒了！真的从头到尾被吓到。#第一次在新加坡看电影。一个人。拉姆齐很帅！
由游乐园变成了“世界”，可故事主体都发生在保护地里，还是很像一个“乐园”。俩代主角的集合，故事线分配的很均匀，一直以为黑人女就是环保博士第二部的女儿，没想到完全是新角色，了解那么多是因为有红发女朋友在里面工作。变异蝗虫是推进剧情发展的线索，都抢恐龙的戏份了……终于出现了有羽毛和毛的恐龙～
-没有吸引力了，有一些地方还能看出制作精美，但是仅此而已了，经典人物的回归都不惊喜了
主角团每次脱离险境响起的通关BGM真的有够出戏😅
OK? Then. 消灭蝗虫只有火攻一种方法吗？要毁尸灭迹不能先杀死再烧吗？？就这种超大号蝗虫带来的不适感过于强烈…… 另外，科技的确没有善恶，可是傲慢的人类啊总觉得可以掌控一切，呵。另外全球多国取景，风光甚好，马耳他挺漂亮。被迅猛龙追着跑的那段，我满脑子只有这个念头:我们女主第一部可是穿着高跟鞋跑过霸王龙的姐妹！行吧。
wtf did I just wAtched ???
有妹妹之后影院频率基本变成半年一次…难得结婚纪念日来放松看场电影…讲的什么故事 who cares
两个可以说完全没关系的线强行扭在一起，前一个小时几乎昏昏欲睡，结尾一山不容二虎的环节也非常生硬…2022年经费这么紧张不如不拍
杜比3D真的好爽！初代三人行和霸王龙最后的出现真是梦回第一部混沌论经典重现，老粉狂喜。还有好多初代版的致敬真的是回忆拉满了，但是恐龙戏份真的太少了没看够。飞机姐真的好酷我好爱。BTW，那个基变蝗虫对半切开就是南方蟑螂的大小，我没开玩笑🙂
-6.0分。
显然，准备来一场周末合家欢之前她没做什么功课。但她运气不错，那些觉得头晕、昏暗的观众八成看了 2D 电影的 3D 版，国内院线老操作了。
故事真的是俗套开会，一点亮点都找不出来。前面节奏也太慢。只剩部分奇观场面在电影院看还有点感觉了。3D估计是转制的吧，没啥太大必要。
5.0分。除了一如既往强大的视听表现外，相比前作，这一部抓人之处更来自于其喜剧效果的突飞猛进。
2.5。1.故事线拧巴，一方为了证实蝗虫危机是生物公司所为，一方为了防止基因改造的女孩落入别有用心之手，开篇讲世界里存在的人与恐龙共存的危机，直到最后依然没有得到解决。2.恐龙的出现只是为了给主角制造阻碍，并没有融到主题中去，期待的恐龙大战虽没有草草收场，但无甚精彩可言。3.巧合、机械降神实在太多。4.即使拉来斯皮尔伯格《侏罗纪公园》三部曲的主演，这强行凑齐，反而给剧作添乱。
就像是看了一坨《侏罗纪公园》里面剑龙的屎，好多人还当个宝似的伸手往里面掏，结果掏出来的是蝗虫。你说灭亡也好，说共存也好，谁信啊。在上述智商为零的前提下，里面一大堆的所谓情怀，就算是布鲁一口咬掉也会拉肚子好几天吧。
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