一分钟仰卧起坐技巧 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 1992

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 戏和泽 8小时前 :

    也就是城市那场追逐戏还可以,其他真是平平无奇

  • 包尔风 4小时前 :

    特效没话说,但剧情真的差到不行。看着好累人

  • 东方思菱 3小时前 :

    6.1/10 多个角色的回归, 多种恐龙的登场, 多处美景的展现; 作为整个系列的终章, 本片此般规模足够华丽且满富情怀。 同时维持系列贯有风格营造的惊悚氛围, 也让部分场景足够紧张刺激。 而未于预告登场的惊喜, 也令结尾部分更加震撼且壮阔。 但过于繁多的角色, 以及多线并行的叙事方式, 让整部影片变得支离破碎。 同时此种叙事方式, 不仅使大多数角色的人物形象单薄至极, 且在有限的时长内未能兼顾娱乐性, 使大部分动作场景欠缺足够的快感。 而亘古不变的主题, 过于陈腐的剧情, 亦使整个故事更为糟糕。 以这样的一部作品为侏罗纪系列画上句号, 实属憾事一桩。

  • 堂映安 0小时前 :

    Ending的时候用猫箱装小blue我真的是谢了 I know 万物皆可猫猫 猫猫就是全宇宙

  • 国然 5小时前 :

    一开头就猜中结局,最后关于大议题的讨论也非常浮皮潦草。全程躲躲躲,打打打,跑跑跑。但是特效确实好,深海/巨物/密集恐惧症的天堂(bushi)。本来以为不是3D我会比较失望,但是2D效果已经很棒了!真的从头到尾被吓到。#第一次在新加坡看电影。一个人。拉姆齐很帅!

  • 元晴雪 8小时前 :

    恐龙出来就好多了,对第二部电影没有印象的我感觉像是断片了。

  • 撒珍瑞 5小时前 :

    剧情看完就忘,恐龙太少太少,人类太多,我只想看恐龙打架,恐龙吃人,恐龙互啄,也喜欢看食草恐龙和其他小动物相亲相爱。人类戏份老套幼稚,新人说话又呆又慢肢体动作倒是拽拽,老人忙着叙旧和复刻经典台词招牌动作。不过还是有被各种名场面情怀到,哎!!!!!千里走单骑一段最刺激,人类唯一高光时刻🤣///最后,关于“森林里只能有一个小霸王!”这件事😋

  • 卫昱辰 0小时前 :

    我造了什么孽去看这个电影!比我头还大的蝗虫!吓死爹了!!

  • 凡林 0小时前 :

    反派太弱了 导致剧情都弱智了

  • 凌欣怡 5小时前 :

    为了各角色均能露脸,剧情拉的有点长有点散。但电影院的沉浸感真太好了,加上各种致敬,效果实佳!

  • 巢春兰 2小时前 :

    疫后首次影院观影,加上首次4D体验,感觉不佳,狂风吹得巨冷,故事情节也有点冷

  • 巧春晖 8小时前 :

    故事终归还是发生在公园里,为啥要强行给蝗虫加戏。

  • 应凡儿 9小时前 :

    这部主打主角团齐回归和大批恐龙新亮相(感谢科技发展),增加了非常多在前几部没见过的恐龙,巨幕厅视觉效果太好了!!!

  • 寒馨 8小时前 :

    我还是会继续走下去…

  • 凡韵 0小时前 :

    She wants you to live a full life.

  • 宦浩浩 1小时前 :

    再见了恐龙🦕🦖

  • 振祯 5小时前 :

    第一次看这个系列。食草龙多有意思啊,三角龙剑龙甲龙什么的,可惜只停留在摸一摸和空镜里。去掉愚蠢的人类文戏用特效拍纪录片不是很好,反正大家只是为看大恐龙来的。

  • 买运锋 1小时前 :

    看睡了。挺喜欢小演员Isabella Sermon

  • 建平心 3小时前 :

    4/10。为了政治正确而异常和谐的一部恐龙片,完全忽视恐龙带来的危害,导致人与恐龙如何和睦相处的探讨流于表面,意思是,“少废话,让你们共存就共存”。追逐打闹过后回归happy ending,甚至连险象环生都没做到,强行不让恐龙咬人、吃人,为了peace and love也不是这样的吧?

  • 凯禧 9小时前 :

    恐龙出来就好多了,对第二部电影没有印象的我感觉像是断片了。

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